HETALIAAAA~

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Yes, I am obsessed lol And since the only person that will probably read this is kyaneyoko....


Your best friend is Canada (Of courrseeee~)
You have a crush on Russia (Wait.... What? I know he's cute in a creepy way...)
You hate Greece  (/sob BUT GREECE)
You get bullied by Japan  (... I take after Canada too much I guess)
You are scared of Poland  (...)
You go out with for 5 seconds Estonia
You get a confession from Germany
You get in a fist fight with Lithuania (Why am I scared of all the wimps? *sorry Lithuania!)
You had a one night stand with S-Italy
Your first boyfriend is S-Italy (Okkkkk.... I guess that works....)
Everybody graduates but America (But we already knew that... *innocent*)
You marry Spain (BUT S.ITALY)
Your first kid name is Amber
You get in a dispute with England (JUST CAUSE CANADA LOVES ME MOARRR)
You get out of the dispute with the help of Ukraine
You have an affair with China
You get caught by N-Italy
The chances of them telling 57% (WHYYYY... I'll give you pasta...)      
            
            

Your husband finds out about the affair, he feels Angry  (Sorry Spain!)
You two get divorced, you drown your sorrows with Switzerland
The percentage of you two doing a one night stand 14%  (More like he'd shoot me...)      
            
            

You move in with Poland (I thought I was scared of him...)
You start having feelings for Sweden
You get a confession from Iceland
The percentage of you excepting their feelings 97%             
            
            

You say no, they then go out with Turkey
The percentage of you like them two together 39%             
            
            

You get ambushed by Turkey (Cause he wanted me instead... Cause I said so lol)
The chances of you getting out of their alive 97%      (....)       
            
            

You unxpecting get glomped by Canada
You are lonely, you get a Drink of sake
Drunk, you kiss America (/SOBS WHY MEEEE)
Percentage of how much they liked the kiss 12% (Cause he only wants Canada)      
            
            

You have a huge war against Poland (PAY BACK)
Your chances of winning 73%             
            
            

You die by Nuclear Attack
The only person not to go to your funeral is Iceland
This person is the most devestated by your death Cuba
This person is teh most happiest taht you died Korea
This person is teh master mind of your death Canada
Who you liked your life 56%
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URmom340's avatar
:iconcreepyrussiaplz: but Russia loves you. why dont you love Russia?